Wandering Master’s Sake Bottle

This is a sake bottle that my cleric of Sun Wukong carries with him.

Wandering Master’s Sake Bottle

Aura faint alteration/conjuration school; CL 3rd

Slot none; Price 2,430gp; Weight  1 lbs.


This Sake bottle made from a gourd with a cork sealing the opening.  If the lid is closed and a command word is spoken the bottle fills with water, if the bottle is already filled with water and the command word is spoken the water turns to Sake as per the enhance water spell.  The bottle can turn water to Sake three times a day.  The secret to making these bottles were taught to Filsandros by his master, who asked to be buried with his.


Requirements Craft Wondrous Items, Create Water, Enhance Water; Cost 1,215 gp.


Brandy of Dwarf Cleaning [Magic Item]

Brandy of Dwarf Cleaning

Aura: Faint Transmutation; CL 1st;

Slot: None; Price: 50 gold; Weight: 3 lbs;

This good quality brandy has no affect on anyone but a dwarf.  A dwarf who drinks the brandy becomes instantly cleaned and groomed and smells faintly of potpourri for the next hour.  There is enough brandy for six people (or one thirsty dwarf).

Construction Requirements
Craft Wondrous Items, Prestidigitation, Cost: 25 gold;

Kung Fu Grip [Feat]

Jess and I were joking around about a character having Kung Fu grip so we made these feats. They are intended to be a joke, but as a GM I’d allow them given their situational nature.

Kung Fu Grip [Feat]
Prerequisites: Base Attack Bonus +3, Strength or Dexterity 15+
Benefit: You gain a +4 bonus to your CMD against disarm attempts.

Improved Kung Fu Grip [Feat]
Prerequisites: Kung Fu Grip, Base Attack Bonus +8, Strength or Dexterity 17+
Benefit: You cannot be disarmed.

Harl the Half-Orc

They say that half-orcs are aggressive because of their orc ancestry, Harl hadn’t met any other half-orcs, but he was certain that his aggressive angry nature did not come from his mother. His father was completely human, yet he knew no tact, no kindness, he had no gentle hand. His father, Greth, was a violent and angry man, driven to drink and fits of rage. His mother, Zenka, was very much an orc, yet she was a graceful flower, kind and gentle. Harl had never met another orc either, and he supposed his mother might not be a typical one, but certainly their reputation was not completely deserved if his mother was anything to go by. What she saw in his rageful father was beyond him.

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Unwilling Barbarian [Barbarian Archetype]

Unwilling Barbarian
Barbarian Archetype
For some the path of the Barbarian is not a choice, it’s a curse that they are lucky if they can control.

Uncontrolled Rage
An Unwilling Barbarian cannot control his rage ability either to start or to end it. Preventing or Ending rage requires Will Saves with varying DCs. An unwilling barbarian never attacks allies while raged, but if they are still raging when all enemies are defeated they being to attack the nearest inanimate object until it’s destroyed and continue to do so until they exit rage.

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Miniature Light Up Campfires

My friend Jim, who is a sculptor, and I are making miniature campfires with light up flames that flicker like candle light.  Some pictures and the video of one in action are below.  Also below are links to our ebay and etsy sales.  Jim also has some other miniature work up for sale.



We’ve created a website for this endever at http://twobugbears.com

World Bound Eidolon

World Bound [1 Point Evolution]
Benefit:  When you are rendered unconscious or fall asleep your eidolon is not banished.  However the rune that links you together fades and your eidolon becomes under a NPC under the control of the GM.  It does however remain loyal to the Summoner and will protect him with it’s life.  While in this state your Eidolon can be killed and replacing him is exactly like replacing a dead familiar.  Your eidolon also is not considered an outsider during this time.

I’m a real boy [2 Point Evolution]
Prerequisites:  World Bound
Benefit: Your Eidolon is becomes a real entity bound to the material plane.  He cannot be dismissed or banished.  He looses the outsider type and heals normally.  Spells and abilities that normally target your eidolon still function unless they dismiss your eidolon.

Movie Madness: Kung Pow

Jess and I love the movie Kung Pow and we tend to quote it at random quite often.  As a result we made some Kung Pow inspired Feats, and Equipment.  Keep in mind none of this is supposed to be balance and it is really subject to your GM’s approval!


And then he killed the dog [Combat]
Requirements: None
Benefit:  Once a day you may fart, any canine creature within 5 feet must make a fortitude save DC 10 plus your level or die.

Beware of his song about big butts [Combat]
Requirements: None
Benefit:  If “Baby got back” is playing you get a +2 to attack and damage.  You cannot be the person who started the song, nor can you ask another person to play it.
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Centerfold Character Sheet Version 1

I use notebooks that consist of a bunch of US Letter sized paper folded in half when I’m gaming and I also have a small box which I carry them in.  The problem is that a standard pathfinder character sheet does not fold in half well, and frankly I’ve never been a fan of the layout for the base D&D 3-3.5 or Pathfinder character sheets.  Enter my centerfold character sheet.  It’s a work in progress but so far I’ve been using it.  It’s 10 pages long for different circumstances but you only need page 1 and 2 for a basic character sheet.

character sheet CF